Inu's Random Stuff

Does anyone know why people package headphones and things like that to survive a Nuclear war? I mean what would it really help the poor souls in the future?

"Day 543 of the zombie apocalypse:

I am the last survivor of our group - the rest were taken last night when the Dead broke through our barricades. They must have smelled the blood on Carl’s knee when he fell last night.

I am alone - society has crumbled and I don’t see what future we could possibly have. I take solace in the few things I have scavenged, I have found a package of headsets - a relic of the past! I figure I could use the wires as rope. Now … if only I could get these damned things open!”

Inu’s Line of Logic

A friend and I were talking and got to the topic of religion.

He’s Agnostic, I’m pretty much Atheist but cool with other people being religious unless they are one of them crazy types.

He asked me why I was Atheist and I said it was because I find Science and Evolution answers the questions for what is better than any religion.

But I told him something I came up with a long time ago.

"You want a God? Look down below. We’re standing on one. This world IS God and we’re killing her."

"…Because when you think about it, the Earth meets all the criteria."

GUYS

MY LOGIC

IS FLAWLESS.

League of Legends - wtf games

Ever have one of those games where it doesn’t feel like it makes any sense.

And you can’t tell if you’re either good at your champion or your enemies are really bad/throwing?

I just had one of those games a bit ago.

I was doing ARAM, rolled Fiddlesticks. No one could trade with me and I … am actually pretty bad at Fidds. So I rolled and got Varus. So now Our team is Blitzcrank, Caitlyn, Sona, Annie, and myself as Varus.

We were against Ahri, Fiora, Yi, Anivia, and Miss Fortune.

Caitlyn gets first blood. Cool, good start.

But then both she and Blitz DC at about the same time. I was just doing as Varus does and tried to poke them down with my q. Well, that worked pretty darn well. I was 5 and 0 and they hardly dented the tower. I decided to just run into them and suicide since we weren’t going anywhere and my damage was falling behind.

No matter what - our team was over double the amount of kills they had. Almost all from my hand.

Sona disconnects for a few minutes herself

and even THEN they couldn’t take our first tower. Even THEN they couldn’t kill me or my Annie.

I got a triple kill at one point - I almost got a quad. Pretty much by going in on a 1vs4. Might have gotten it if barrier was up/I remembered to proc it. I was even legendary. And could have gotten a penta when we actually managed to ace them.

We nearly got their second tower down.

Nearly 60,000 damage to champions, NO ONE on their team even did a QUARTER of that. 170,000 to champions and minions. Got over half of our 49 kills, had a hand in all but SIX kills. And full build. A tankier build than I’d normally opt for since it was a 3vs5.

I think I had least deaths overall (of those that weren’t DC’d of course.)

(Most kills on the enemy team was 10, they had a total of 34 kill in the end)

We might have won that if Sona didn’t go in 1vs5s (Only I can do that, Sona! …Apparently) and ulted seemingly at random.

Man, I feel like we deserved to win that one. Jeezus.

I know Arams don’t really matter, but … IfIhadgottenaPentathatwouldfreakingcount.

In hindsight: I’m glad I rerolled Fidds, we wouldn’t have lasted/done nearly as well under these circumstances. Lol.

My Opinions on Legend of Korra

So far… it has been a disappointment, I was actually really looking forward to it and the first season was alright but this second season, man. I just don’t know.

I really wanted to like Korra, we need good female leads - but sometimes she plays princess rather than kickass.

I think my biggest issue with Korra is that I feel like the writers give her free passes and let her go by too easily. And part of me feels like the only reason why is that she’s a /girl/. I feel like Mako goes through more “trials” than Korra does. (Just in a different sense and most aren’t world threatening)

Let’s compare Aang with Korra:

Aang:

He was 11 when he was TOLD that he was the avatar but it was out of necessity, he couldn’t bend all four elements when he was five years old and had no way of knowing that he could. How did Korra figure that out? I’m cool with it taking place after she learns those elements, but a five year old bending like that is absurd.
Aang had to travel the four corners of the world just to learn bending, not to mention a lot of the hardships along the way. Sure most of the traveling was done on sky bison, but there was a lot of running around involved.

He was battered, bruised, died for a few seconds before Katara brought him back to life and…

He was a kid out of time, he was frozen for a long time, all his friends and family and everyone he ever knew was DEAD. Except Appa, course he met Katara and Sokka, but even though it didn’t show, you can imagine the long term hidden effects that could happen on his psyche.

Again, he has the body and the mentality of an 11 year old, 11 year olds don’t really have the endurance to travel the world like he did - but he pushed past his limits time and time again to do the right thing.

Aang struggled SO much with the Avatar state, he wasn’t able to go into it at will and even if he did, he could rarely control it. He didn’t really have full control over it until the last episode. (The time where Azula shot him doesn’t count since he never made it to that state all the way)

Now let’s look at Korra:

She was bending like a ‘pro’ at age 5, what’s the point of having these teachers?

The most traveling she done was to Republic city, I don’t really know where that is compared with where the South Pole is, but.

Her biggest trials are mostly politics, which is fine but not really ‘end the world’ type. However, this season is looking that way. Stupid One-Lock.

Season one’s ending could have made for SUCH an interesting plot line for season two and still tie it in with this current season. But nope, they had to ruin it. Korra cries a little, miraculously has a stronger connection with Aang than he did with Roku (He had to jump through so many hoops just to talk to him for the first time) and gets her bending back. All the while learning how to restore other people’s bending. Just shaving off those five minutes could make for such a better ending you don’t even know. fft.

I WANTED that plot to go into the next season, for her to finally go through some trials and having to go to the spirits to learn how to bend again. Like going to the spirits like… going to Yuei and have her do pretty magic things and mention Sokka or somefink.

Then that Amnesia thing, I know it was an excuse to have the two episodes on Wan, but they could have gone about that in a better way. I feel like she got her memories back too easily. But hey.

I just.. I don’t know man, I write and I have a lot of characters and I never let them off as easily as these writers seem to be doing. I don’t care if they are a man, a woman, an 8 year old, or a 5 year old that gets raped by his own step-father for several years and then the kid gets into a car accident where he loses his mom and sister and seriously injures his body and psyche and…

IT JUST BOTH BOTHERS ME AS A WRITER THING AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A TERRIBLE PERSON AT THE SAME TIME. I AM JUST LIKE. NO. BACKPEDAL. DO THIS AWFUL THING TO HER. RIGHT. NOW.

I should not be writing things like this after I’ve been up all night.

You know what it is like when

An internet friend goes by a name that exists in real life and in the language/country they claim that they are from.

And then you find out that it is not actually their real name.

My mind gets blown every time.

And I am not sure why.

League of Legends: Random Gift

So, these random gift things give you a skin, right?

And they cost, what? Five bucks?

My friend asked me if I wanted one, so I was like “uhh sure.”

"You have unlocked the Pulsefire Ezreal summoner icon! Go to your summoner icons to select it."

Eeeeyup.

Brb playing Ezreal every game now.

Dammit Japan

Stop muddling my idea of what the rest of Asia looks like and does.

Those are different countries!

…Aren’t they?

That feel when…

You try your hardest but it just isn’t good enough. And then you get harassed and berated for it reducing you to a pancake of crushed confidence.

I have that feel right now.

My parents asked me to help with this Restaurant guide

So I was like “okay” and I listed restaurants in alphabetical order. I also listed them in an easy to edit way and saved it in a file where my mom can edit it on something that doesn’t have word. After listing all the restaurant on this one website and spending several hours. My mom was like “Hey, how about you do the town four minutes away, I won’t be using what you’ve listed because I have information you don’t and I don’t want it to be confusing.”

Uhm. Mom. It wouldn’t get confusing, because of the way I made this, also it was bare bones and I made it SPECIFICALLY for people to come in later and edit info in. Or take it out.

So I wasted those hours. And I started doing the other town, anyway. Then  my mom was like “It might be easier if you use Excel instead, so I don’t have to copy and paste a million things.”

Oh, so I can waste more time copy and pasting MORE things so you don’t have to? Also on top of that, I have to use a program that I hating with the burning passion of a million suns? That sounds fair.

And then my mom was like “Check this .pdf I made, I listed the first three restaurants on this site.”

and I was like “Mom, I probably already have those, and if I don’t. I will soon. I’m using the same website so we’re basically repeating ourselves.”

So, fed up with wasting my time in boring ways, I decided to waste my time in the best way possible. There isn’t a lot of information on some of the websites online, so if I am unsatisfied, I became SASSY AS ALL HELL.

YES A SASSY RESTAURANT GUIDE.

BEST IDEA EVER.

I would buy the hell out of this.

I also made a love story between me and “Late Night”

Hours: WHY IS THIS NEVER LISTED? WHAT DOES LATE NIGHT EVEN MEAN?

Hours: La-la-la-la-LATE NIGHT

Hours: LUNCH, DINNER, AND LATE NIGHT GO TO HELL. GIVE ME ACTUAL HOURS.

Hours: LATE NIGHT. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. I SAID THAT WE ARE OVER. THE PAPERWORK HAS ALREADY GONE THROUGH.

Hours: LAAAAAAAAAAATE NIGHT. I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. I’M PREGNANT AND YOU’RE THE FATHER.

Hours: Late Night, it’s okay, you win.

Hours: LATE NIGHT. WHERE DID YOU GO? I MISS YOU.

Hours: LATE NIGHT? LATE NIGHT, BABY, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.

Hours: LATE NIGHT, ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH LUNCH?

Hours: LATE NIGHT. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’VE LEFT ME AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH.

Hours: LUNCH, I WILL END YOU FOR TAKING LATE NIGHT AWAY FROM ME.

Hours: LATE NIGHT. YOU’VE COME BACK TO ME.

I wonder how long I can keep this up